Scoring goals is like making love: everyone can do it, but nobody does it like me.
No one player is as good as the sum of a team
A 0-0 is like a Sunday without sun.
I chose Real Madrid instead of Barcelona because I'm a winner, not a loser
The ball gave me prestige, gave me fame, gave me riches. Thank you, my old friend.
I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'.