Like snowflakes, the human pattern is never cast twice. We are uncommonly and marvelously intricate in thought and action, our problems are most complex and, too often, silently borne.

I'm independent as a hog on ice and a hog on ice is dead, cold, well-preserved and don't need a mother'grabbin, thing.

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe.

I am lonesome so regular it's like a job I gotta report to every day.

Like snowflakes, the human pattern is never cast twice.

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.

Thoughts can hurt like real pain.