Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.

The best things in life don't make sense

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.