My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.

Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.