Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.