They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.