Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.