Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.