I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.