Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.