I find it very hard to believe that people would prefer an awkward picture with me than a normal conversation.
It's not just politicians who underestimate us; we underestimate ourselves.
Some people get fake boobs, but whatever. You can make your own decisions.
Nobody wants anything bad to happen; the other side isn't evil.
Secrets are great for acting. Secrets are the best thing in the world for acting, because they keep you looking like you have something in the back of your mind.
The boys have been running Washington for a long-ass time. We're talking 200-some-odd years.