Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

There are certain relationships that just don't fit into "good" or "bad"; they transcend it.

Every time someone opens up to me, it just feels like a gift they're giving me, because it's a chance to experience another human being.

I feel like I walk a very fine line between wanting someone to be open and vulnerable and honest with me and the listeners, but not wanting anyone to ever feel like I'm exploiting them.

Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.

Most things that I think about not talking about, ultimately I decide to talk about, and I feel better.