Wait. Far be it for me to say this" — Hamish looked around the compartment — "and if anyone tells Uncle Eddie I suggested being an upstanding citizen I'll kill 'em, but aren't there...laws and stuff? I mean, can't you...you know...sue him or something?" asked the boy who had once stolen an entire circus, all three rings.

love is the biggest con of all

And as every spy knows, common enemies are how allies always begin.

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?

I didn’t know what was more disturbing—the fact that something was obviously wrong, or that three faculty members of the world’s premiere spy school had forgotten to lock the door.

Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar.

Talent Katerina is a dangerous thing