Despite popular belief, hitting someone with a closed fist actually hurts the hitter almost as much as the hittee.

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?

Crouched on the roof between BEx and Liz, I wasn't a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend; I looked at my watch and check my gear instead of crying. I had a mission objective and not a broken heart.

A Gallagher Girl's real grades don’t come in pass or fail—they're measured in life or death.

So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something? --Z P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind. Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside our school in a social environment, free of competetiton. I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names. (Translation by Macey McHenry)

You are back, Cam. Which means for the first time since you left, it's okay for us to be mad at you for leaving. - Macey

Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar.