If women only knew the extent of their power!

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by our friends the murderers.

If women only knew the extent of their power!

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.

I am thankful that thorns have roses.