Though we have two eyes, we are supplied with but one tongue. Draw your own moral.

We can invent only with memory.

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by our friends the murderers.

Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable.

Every man has three characters: that which he shows, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.