I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Arsene Wenger uses the FA Cup to bleed his youngsters

Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters