I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put Last of the Mohicans on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis. It hurts me to say it because he's a Millwall fan, but I think he's fantastic.