You need to suffer to be interesting.
Don't ever spend more than three weeks apart. Two and a half weeks, maybe three, was the longest we ever did.
Nerds are far more interesting human in later life.
There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks.
I don't like to know too much because I'm a terrible liar.
You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.