I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I don't want to be Marilyn Monroe. In many ways, that's a good comparison. Because Marilyn Monroe was a sexpot, all that stuff that I have no interest in. For me, it's much easier to just try to make people laugh than to try to be the hottest thing in the world.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

I loved 'Clueless.' That was one of my favorite movies of all time.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.