I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.

I dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I am drawing at two different flushes.

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.

Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.

I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.

If you are going to bluff, make it a big one.

My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear.