I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.
I'm pretty confusing. But I do have an oil rig in my back yard.
I'm fighting for the right to get married. For other people.
I'm keeping an open mind as always, because that's what you have to do.
I am a firm believer that you can have the body you want, only to the extent that you're willing to work for it.
I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.