I have not survived against all odds. I have not lived to tell. I have not witnessed the extraordinary. This is my story.

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.

I'm turning left. Look, everyone, my blinker is on, and I'm turning left. I am so happy to be alive, driving along, making a left turn. I'm serious. I am doing exactly what I want to be doing at this moment: existing on a Tuesday, going about my business, on my way somewhere, turning left.

I wish I had eaten more rice cakes.

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say.

I have not survived against all odds. I have not lived to tell. I have not witnessed the extraordinary. This is my story.

cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend