The only place I'm recognized is at the mall, because that's where the teens are.
There's nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
When I was in high school, I listened to a lot of death metal bands.
I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.
My best friend recently told me that I was the most passionate person she's ever known. I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult, honestly.
If people are making fun of you, then you're probably doing something right.