When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who cares? You tried something.

In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don't know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It's bad for almost everything else.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

It is time to leave. Oprah has spoken.

Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are.

You can't look stupid if you're having fun.