When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also hurting the nation's image: letting people drown when it rains.

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. . . . Your creativity is not a bad boyfriend. It is a really warm older Hispanic lady who has a beautiful laugh and loves to hug.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

Do work that you are proud of with your talented friends.