I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl that's tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls. I like people filled with life. I'm over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.
Amy PoehlerAlways remember your kidโs name. Always remember where you put your kid. Donโt let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapersโฆfor yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
Amy PoehlerWhen you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.
Amy PoehlerMy idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, โYou did it! You showed up! Letโs lie down.โ We all lie down and sheโs like, โHow is everybody feeling?โ Weโre like, โGreat!โ And the teacherโs like, โGreat!โ Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early.
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