I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.

Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.

You can tell someone you love them first. You can try to speak only the truth for a whole week. You can jump out of an airplane or spend Christmas Day all by your lonesome. You can help people who need help and fight real bad guys. You can dance fast or take an improv class or do one of those Ironman things… Adventure and danger can be good for your heart and soul.

We don't want to be afraid to make a choice because we're afraid to make a mistake because most decisions aren't final. Feelings change all the time. You can always change your mind and taking risks and making choices is what makes life so exciting because we never know what's going to happen. Every day something new comes our way.

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.