I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.

I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.

If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier.

President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'

I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl that's tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls. I like people filled with life. I'm over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.