Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.

Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used.

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.