Shame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.

We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment.

Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?