Talented men are not threatened by talented women. They welcome them. And same way with real men.

There's only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they're all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces are very pleasing to look at, but the rest of us are just a jangle of stuff, and the earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.

It's interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it's like well, just like everybody else. It proves it's a bad question.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.