I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.

The truth is, whoever I've dated, if I've ever wanted to talk about them on stage, I've asked them first, and I've gotten their permission to tell a story or talk about them before I do it.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.

The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy. I loved Saturday Night Live, Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, and Goldie Hawn movies. I just wanted to laugh. I liked women in comedy, and I liked male comics as I got a little older. My interests just never matched up with other girls'.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.

I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me.