I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit in my wedding dress.' I was like, 'Oh my god, who cares, right?' I mean it is weird that she's the same size now as she was when she was 8 months pregnant.

The kids didn't call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I'll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of pennies at me. I know, I was like, 'Excuse me - this is awesome!

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.