A dictionary is merely the universe arranged in alphabetical order.
It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
It is by acts, and not by ideas, that people ensure the bar down the street cannot have a patio.
Chance is the pseudonym God uses when He'd rather not sign His own name.