The farther you go...the harder it is to return. The world has many edges and it's easy to fall off.

I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.

Don't fall in love with a bonobo, because it's gonna die.

Anderson [Cooper]!Hillary Clinton is running as the first female president who has a sitting president and first lady much more popular than she will ever be.

I had no idea how many famous people [Andy Cohen] have unintentionally and hilariously insulted of late: Charlie Rose, his cousin Amber Rose, Tori Spelling. . . . the list goes on and on.

So, he [Donald Trump] still says deport - they all got to go.

[Andy Cohen] enjoy your fame more than anyone I know.