I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12 - there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am. They thought we were dating, and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers.

Socialism isn't just a list of economic prescriptions for government. Perhaps above all, socialism is a moral view.

I have a friend - I send her one text and I get 20 texts back. Guys don't want a million texts. It's exhausting.

Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma.

I tend to relate more to people on television who are just themselves, for good or for bad, than I do to someone who I believe is putting on some sort of persona. The anchorman on 'The Simpsons' is a reasonable facsimile of some anchors who have that problem.

If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.

I was surprised how much Andy Cohen reveal about his insecurities and your personal life.