How did you fall in love with New Orleans? At once, madly. Looking back, sometimes I think it was predestined.

The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.

The worst part about zombies raging unchecked is the slow paralysis that they induce in people who aren't quite zombies yet. The rest of us un-zombies turn our heads, hoping the ghouls will just go away.

It's still a mystery to me exactly how I learned the language. [But] I was 19 years old and I had very urgent things to tell girls.

In the grand collage that is Dada, past and future are equally usable.

These are the poems of a traveler and a lover who feels both the terror of time passing and the consolation of eternity. From such tension spring lovely poetic objects, ready for intelligent use.

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.