The business of being a popular entertainer in England is just too hard.

Postmodernism surely requires an even greater grasp of symbolism, as it's increasingly an art of gesture alone.

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.

In the beginning, everybody that gets to work with me, thinks Im nice. But three weeks later, they hear a bell ringing. Then they realise I meant everything I said during that first week. Its not my fault people are not taking me serious from the first moment.

But for every hour and a half on stage, you have a five hour long bus ride, waiting for five hours at the airport, five hours of interviews... I know, it's part of the job, but that doesn't imply I have to like it.

I don't trawl record shops anymore. I usually hear music in bars or at friends' houses.

Hard to find and even harder to listen to