I can lose my temper from time to time, but I try not to lose it on the pitch because it can't help.

That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a lift home with the police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?

There are of course mornings when you wouldn't mind a lie in.

I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy

If I'm playing well I'll get through a bat in three weeks. I batter them.

I'm not too good with packing. I always have every intention of doing it the week before and then leave it until the last moment - but at least I do it myself, I don't leave it to the missus.

I'm not keen on making predictions.