I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy
Cricket is great, but I'm not as comfortable with everything else that goes with it.
I've read a lot of Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting, Glue - he's written some beauties.
I'm not keen on making predictions.
Personally I prefer to work things out by feel, by instinct.
While I'm at second slip I'm not just thinking of what I'm going to have for tea. I'm considering the match as well, wondering how I can help, if there is anything I can offer.