That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a lift home with the police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?

I'm comfortable in the way I play and comfortable in who I am.

It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne

We have to take care of our own game. There's only one place we've got to stick up for ourselves and that's the pitch.

I'll take my iPod - though I'm not very good with gadgets to be honest - and that has everything I like.

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

But there is no danger of my not concentrating on cricket. I'm comfortable on the pitch, and that will never change. I have to remember what I do for a living