Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get married, and as I get older, I'm making a lot of the transition to the husbands.

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.

When you have children, that's when your relationship really gets tested.

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.

Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get married, and as I get older, I'm making a lot of the transition to the husbands.

It's easy to respect a general, but it's hard to love them.