I don't take advances for my books.
It isn’t much use writing slogans on a wall if you plan to total the building.
Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?
A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
When you hunt predators, the best camouflage is weakness.
A kid in an abusive home has far fewer rights than any POW. There is no Geneva Convention for kids.