I love the term "everything is copy," attributed to Nora Ephron, which was my guiding principle as I wrote.

I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the show, I would be in one right now. It would be denim, but I love a terry.

St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you don't see other places - and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. There's a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis.

Follow your passion. Be yourself, but check yourself before you wreck yourself.

I usually do drive-by insults, and keep moving until I realize the next day how horrible I am.

I may be a man, but I fight like a girl.

Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.