When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!
The very idea of printing my diary has always struck me as completely superficial.
I've been gay since the day I was born.
I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney.
I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!
I usually do drive-by insults, and keep moving until I realize the next day how horrible I am.