I may be a man, but I fight like a girl.
I usually do drive-by insults, and keep moving until I realize the next day how horrible I am.
I've been gay since the day I was born.
I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.
I'm happy to be everybody's gay best friend.
It's so mental how I looked in the '90s. The fact that I thought my ponytail was a good thing - it was just terrible. Cutting it off was so monumental.