I talk, watch TV, spout opinions, schmooze, negotiate, talk some more, play games, and have a little cocktail.

I am so glad I was writing while on my last book tour, which was really meta, but I think a fascinating look inside the reality of what that whole madness is about.

I'm happy to be everybody's gay best friend.

Dreams are really boring, but every so often I threw in a doozy.

I would ask Donald Trump why every single person in his cabinet has spoken out publicly - and his vice president - against gay rights, and he's never said anything about that.

I would like a boyfriend. I'm a very happy person and it is the final, final piece of the puzzle. I'm looking for that shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, fall-in-love person.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.