Mornin', ladies. My goodness, don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

Who is going to believe a con artist? Everyone, if she is good.

I still play that guitar. It's a Martin D-18 with a clear pick guard. I've played that guitar on and off my TV shows for nearly 50 years.

I wanted to prove that I could play something else, but there were 249 episodes out there of 'Mayberry,' and it was aired every day. It was hard to escape.

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.

Mornin', ladies. My goodness, don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

Well, do a good day's work and act like somebody.