Almost everybody's here doing the same thing. Who am I to come up with an excuse when there's 64 other players here doing the same thing? 63 others, sorry.

I think I have a lot of room for improvement. My serve is okay, but I need to work on a lot of things: return, transition game, backhand.

At one point in your life, you'll have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!

I don't think anyone in their right mind takes me serious.

You know, you can only throw in so many haymakers before one misses and you get knocked out

I don't really rate press conferences. It's not as though I leave the room fist-pumping my way down the corridor after a good one.