If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously.