I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Years later, I figured out why he (Ivan Karp) was such a successful art dealer-this may sound strange, but I believe it was because art was his second love. He seemed to love literature more, and he put the serious side of his nature into that...Some people are even better at their second love than their first, maybe because when they care too much, it freezes them, but knowing there's something they'd rather be doing gives them a certain freedom.

If everybody's not a beauty, then nobody is

I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back.

I believe in low lights and trick mirrors.