I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

Everybody has their own America, and then they have pieces of a fantasy America that they think is out there but they can't see.

I never fall apart, because I never fall together.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

...after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy. After you stop wanting them is when you can handle having them. Or before. But never during. If you get things when you really want them, you go crazy. Everything becomes distorted when something you really want is sitting in your lap.