I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

I've been invited to the White House about five times. I think the greatest thing would be if they actually invited everybody to the White House every night... they'd just take about 500 people a night. Everybody would just love this country because it's so thrilling to go there. It really is.

Success is when the checks don’t bounce.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

As soon as you stop wanting something you get it. I've found that to be absolutely axiomatic.