I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

Success is when the checks don’t bounce.

I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybody.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like.