When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.

Kiss me with your eyes.

Just like New Yorkers themselves, the trees in New York [city] work harder than any others in the world.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

I know a girl who just looks at her face in the medicine cabinet mirror and never looks below her shoulders, and she's four or five hundred pounds but she doesn't see all that, she just sees a beautiful face and therefore she thinks she's a beauty. And therefore, I think she's a beauty, too, because I usually accept people on the basis of their self-images, because their self-images have more to do with the way they think than their objective-images do.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.