When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

That's the hard part of overdosing on cherries-you have all the pits to tell you exactly how many you ate. Not more or less. Exactly. One-seed fruits really bother me for that reason. That's why I'd always rather eat raisins than prunes. Prune pits are even more imposing than cherry pits.

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

If you can convince yourself that you look fabulous, you can save yourself the trouble of primping.

I used to cut out paper dolls.

It's great not to be a collector.

I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.