I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.

All photography is Pop, and all photographers are crazy... they feel guilty since they don't have to do very much - just push a button.

I think everybody should like everybody.

Sports figures are to the '70s what movie stars were to the '60s.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

I don't know where the artificial stops and the real starts.

Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.